FUNNY Family Math Word Problems Part #1

Here is the worksheet for tomorrow, kids, so study up (if you teach "real" school, feel free to use this in your classroom). Word problems can be fun!

1. There are 389 members in the homeschool group. Four get kicked out for voicing opinions in a different, secret group. Who was the mole?

2. It costs $50 to rent the church basement for the Valentine's Day party. Kerrie has $23 cash. How did she get that much cash?

3. The Explorer Room has a capacity of 50 people. Kerrie brings herself plus 7 kids. Who is the [bleep] that told her, "It's not a lunchroom."?

4. Sleeping hours at Kerrie's house are approximately 11 p.m. until 7 a.m. If Kerrie nudges her husband 14 times per night for snoring, ... where else do you think he should sleep?

Math is all around you! Homeschooling is easy when you see that!

See part two for more!

originally posted February 12, 2012

Safety Tips for Children's Birthday Parties

Children's birthday parties are fantastic, but they come with a lot of responsibility for the people who are running them. And this is doubled down if there are no other parents present. There are a lot of factors that you'll need to consider when planning a birthday party for children - here are a couple to keep top of mind. 

Choking Hazards

One of the most dangerous things that can happen is small parts and toys - even older children are at risk of choking. In recent years there has been more than one incident involving children choking on grapes due to the shape, size, and texture of the skin. Any venue that has birthday parties will likely have first aid and more but make sure you ask in advance.

It's not just small toys and grapes, though; around 30% of all choking is a result of hard candies and other sweeties. So, check what you are giving out in goodie bags, and ask that no gifts include marbles or hard candies - just so that there is a minimized risk. 

5 Reasons Why You Should Start a Career in Real Estate

One career option that seems to be booming currently would be real estate. There are plenty of real estate TikTok channels out there, and there are even major real estate influencers online as well. Plus, you’ll find plenty of real estate investors making videos on YoiTube, giving interviews, and don’t forget about some of the start-ups that are forming too. It’s amazing to think how huge this is exploding since real estate is finite. It’s honestly only going to get bigger as well. So, is this something that you should consider as a career? Here are some reasons why you may want to dive into real estate!

Lack of Prerequisites

One of the things you need to keep in mind is that there are technically some requirements. You can read this first to get an understanding. But for the most part, you don’t need to shoot through hoops. Yes, usually, you’ll need a license and maybe a certification, but it also depends on what you’re wanting to do in real estate. Remember, real estate is vast, so it’s not instantly just real estate agents or landlords. The industry is massive, so with all of these options, the requirements will vary, but it’s not as demanding as the educational or medical industry, for example. 

Looking For a New Career? Choose the Transportation Industry!

If the moment you heard "transportation industry," you jumped straight to driving jobs, you're off the mark! While there is, of course, a considerable amount of driving work in the industry - there is so much more to it. And, if you consider that the industry has been growing constantly, it is a great place to make your mark and start a new career.

So why should transportation be top of your list? 

Community 

No matter how advanced the world gets when it comes to technology - there will always be a need for truckers who are moving through the night: the planners, the buyers, the dispatch, the office, and more. Logistics companies are the only ones who understand what is involved, and the logistics community is strong. 

Advancement 

The difference between a job and a career is that with a career, you will be looking for upward travel. Perhaps you have data entry skills right now, those can be transferred to a career in transportation, and then you can look for upward advancement. 

Approaching the Concept of Death with Your Children

You never really thought about the process of talking about death with your children before. The idea of discussing serious topics can feel slightly daunting especially when you have very young ones who are quite impressionable. When it comes to dealing with the loss of a loved one you need to be honest with your little ones and talk about what has happened. Although there are certain things you should and shouldn’t do, it’s important to keep an open mind about talking about death. Consider some of the following methods to make the process slightly easier on yourself and your children.

Use Clear and Age-Appropriate Language

When it comes to talking about death with your little ones, it’s important to use language that is appropriate for their age category. Many parents worry that they have to use flowery, mythical language in order to soften the blow for their children. However, it is very important to use clear turns of phrase when discussing death, such as “they are gone,” “they have died” and “we won’t see them again”. This type of language may seem harsh, but children need to be told clearly otherwise they may get confused.

Look Into Memorabilia

There are many beautiful ways to remember a lost loved one, so you may want to involve your children in this process. Hilton Funeral Supply has a whole host of products, keepsakes and stationery to choose from if you’re planning a memorial service or looking to remember a loved one in a special way. Getting your child involved in this sort of activity can help to solidify what has happened and it gives them a positive thing to focus on during this difficult time.