1. Callie: “I’m coloring a picture about Daddy yelling at me.”
2. Callie: “Do you know what’s in my tummy? Junk is in my tummy.”
Mommy: “I have junk in my trunk. Is it kinda the same?”
3. Callie, going through her closet and handing me clothes: “Mommy, this will perhaps be Eva’s.”
4. Michael: “I peed in a bowl and dumped it on Joel’s head.” Not really. I hope.
Happy Birthday to my cousin Derek, who is a rock star, painter and writer. He’s in a band called Boo and Boo 2 … check them out! He's the blond one.