Is this. The Fisher Price Little People Play Family House. I have a huge thing for vintage stuff. I was born in 1971 and this was born in 1969, so I played with a toy just like this growing up and I have this nostalgia thing going on and I just want this so badly.
I guess I would let the kids play with it ... during supervised visits, of course. I don't need Sharpie all over it, for dang's sake (I'm talking to you, Samuel). Then I would hide it in my closet.