Wednesday, February 22, 2012

A Married Person Shouldn't Have to Pay for Sex

me and Aron when he brought me coffee on Valentine's Day (aka, VD)
I have to confess something very personal.

My husband and I pay for sex.

Yep, there are times when we are able to spend a few moments together but the kids won't leave us alone so we can sneak off. So, yes, it's true. We might pay a sitter to take the kids to the park so we can be alone. So technically we pay for sex.

I'm sorry, but like many parents, we are too freaking tired at night after the kids are in bed to even look at each other. We crash within seconds. Family bed has nothing to do with it ... NEWSFLASH: you don't just have to mess around in BED.

So we have to find time OTHER times. And doing that Natural Family Planning makes things even trickier, folks. It's not like it's ON like Donkey Kong every single day at my place. There's a window of opportunity for NOT becoming someone who shops once again at Babies R Us. The window is slimmer than you would think when you are truly trying to be careful.

Don't you judge me. Just offer to babysit :-)


  1. I wish I could vote for three more kids! On like Donkey Kong!!


  2. Oh my gosh I laughed so hard at this! Hahaha! Soooo funny..... hahahaha. We also do Natural Family Planning and it is a small window to get crazy with each other without getting pregnant. LOL. Hence, I mess up a lot.

  3. Jenny, it's not messing up, it's connecting with yo man and having cute sweet fun babies as a result!!!

  4. LOL!!!I pay for sex too then! Only way that my hubby and I can do it! Don't judge at all! Cute pic of you guys btw.

  5. Bahaha this cracked me up. So this is what I have to look forward to eh? We are getting married in August. lol thanks for the chuckle! :)

    1. Congrats on getting married! Yeah, it kinda just turned out this way for us! Most normal couples put the kids to bed then do it, but you still have to be quiet, for God's sake! Hotels are expensive. This is our solution!


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