I love going to church only to see a mom bend down to get into her diaper bag so I can see half of her thong hanging out of her low-rise jeans.
Who invented low-rise jeans, anyway?
If your thong isn’t hanging out, your muffin top is. There aren’t a lot of people who should be wearing them. Not most moms. Not little girls. Not fat chicks. Definitely not me.
I’m going to invent some jeans that go up under my boobs so nobody sees my undies.