Friday, May 4, 2012

One Man's Quest to Be Penniless

Yes, it's Men Living Simply on the show this week, people. Check out this little gem I found and love. Could you do it? Of course you could do it. But if you have kids and do this, you would get them taken away. As a married person, could you convince your spouse to do it?

The county appraiser's website says my house is less than 1,300 square feet big. Currently that's too big for us ... and if it starts to feel cramped, I just get rid of more stuff. My closet is so sparse I think I might have a penis. Wait, except my husband has like 3 times more clothing than I do, but I bet I can convince him to kill some of that. I think he might have more shoes than I do, too. But he has a regular job, too, and needs to look nice sometimes.

What's my point? My point is that I need to go out and start collecting designer handbags or something to be more like a female. I paint my toenails pretty colors; does that count?

Do you, like me, catch a show every now and then with hoarders in it (or visit an actual hoarder house) and then go home and get rid of 3 trash bags of stuff?

Have a great Cinco de Mayo. We'll be in town still. I get to go to a CDM party that was supposed to be at my house but our plans got changed so often that my good friend is taking it over at her place. I get to hang out with a bunch of fellow hippie-ish homeschoolers and it just might be my first adult party in like 10 years .... taking the kids, of course. I will be calling everyone a hot tamale.
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