Saturday, December 10, 2011
My First Mammogram. I'll Treasure It Always.
What IS called-for is for me to tell YOU about it. You are lucky because you can just delete the post. The poor people at the party had to give me an awkward smile and then try to meander away. Again, sorry.
It was all actually quite simple and fast and painless. It was also awkward as hell. Let me explain.
So I arrive on time and as I wait the 20 minutes for my little appointment I got an article edited ... whoppee! Productivity! Then I was led to a room where I got to strip from the waist up and put on a hospital gown (can't they make those things prettier?!), open in the front. Then I got to awkwardly stand in front of a woman in a room while she asked me all sorts of questions about live births and nursing and family history. I may as well have been on a stage.
Then the fun part began. She warned me that she would be flopping my boob (THUNK) onto the little machine thingie. I'd had women handle my boobs when I was learning to nurse, and my male doc does my breast exam every year (and every dang year I blush), but it was still weird.
So first my boob got SMEESHED up and down. Then side to side. Then we did it on the other side. It was quick and painless.
I went in with a smile, happy to have insurance and happy we have this sort of technology.
I did it for Giuliana Rancic and for my family. I'll do it again next year. It wasn't so bad.