We love that Ke$ha song that starts, "I wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy ..." We're not sure what it means to wake up feeling like P. Diddy, but how many other songs do you love that you don't have a clue as to what they are talking about?
So Michael, who is completely literal, comes up with this gem. It's a real live pea dotting the I.
Oh, and once I told my 5-year-old nephew that he was literal and he goes, "No, I'm big."
