Friday, February 12, 2010

Toothpick Stuck in Foot


Last Friday I stepped on a toothpick and got half of it stuck in the heel of my foot. Since I have to post so far in advance, I could be dead right now, could have a toothpick cut out of my foot or could have it still in there. It's a cliffhanger for sure.

Anyway, in my internet travels I came across this site, and I can't make this crap up. It is some priceless humor and grammar! And I love the 1st post where she talks about something hard nearing the hole (in her foot). It's like toothpick erotica.

Updated 12/8/2018 because I see this post in my Top Posts feed, which makes me laugh :-) I have to wonder if a lot of people are having this problem or are maybe searching "toothpick erotica." YIKES.

Anyway, I think I did a follow-up post to this, so I'll try to find it. Otherwise, I was too big of a baby to let anyone dig it out or to do it myself so I put on Neosporin, slapped on a Band-aid, and waited overnight. When I took the Band-aid off, the toothpick LITERALLY slid out of my foot by itself.

Voila. Something to be said for being a big old baby.

Here's a post about my husband making fun of me, with photo.

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