Friday, February 12, 2010

Toothpick Stuck in Foot

Last Friday I stepped on a toothpick and got half of it stuck in the heel of my foot. Since I have to post so far in advance, I could be dead right now, could have a toothpick cut out of my foot or could have it still in there. It's a cliffhanger for sure.

Anyway, in my internet travels I came across this site, and I can't make this crap up. It is some priceless humor and grammar! And I love the 1st post where she talks about something hard nearing the hole (in her foot). It's like toothpick erotica.

4 comments:

  1. Um, yeahhh, it's sort of not very appetizing online erotica, too, with all that "puss." Though I have to wonder at the physician discussed... there's this big chunk of toothpick they never got out?? Eeew.

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  2. I think the morel to this story is to keep the toothpicks in the cupboard and off the floor.....

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  3. I have stepped on one too..No fun!! Fish hooks aren't either

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  4. A few years ago I sat on my daughters chou chou dolls bottle, she left it in between the couch coushions. I sat down and it stabbed my leg near my bum and needed three stitches. Hope your foot is ok.

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