Last Friday I stepped on a toothpick and got half of it stuck in the heel of my foot. Since I have to post so far in advance, I could be dead right now, could have a toothpick cut out of my foot or could have it still in there. It's a cliffhanger for sure.
Anyway, in my internet travels I came across this site, and I can't make this crap up. It is some priceless humor and grammar! And I love the 1st post where she talks about something hard nearing the hole (in her foot). It's like toothpick erotica.