My friend teaches English as a Second Language, so I know she'll appreciate this one.
So in what universe does "ph" sound like a "v"? Apparently in this one, where the name STEPHEN sounds like SteVen. I should know; it's my son's middle and my dad's first name.
How come once you get to the number TEN, then you don't go Oneteen? Why do we have eleven, twelve, thirteen and fifteen when the rest of the teens are more logical? Why not oneteen, twoteen, threeteen and fiveteen?
Mom and I love when words are screwed up by people. Our current is "volumptuous". As in: Kerrie McLoughlin is volumptuous.
We also like "immaculant". As in: Kerrie's house will never be immaculant.
Gimme some more messed-up words, and be sure to use them in a sentence, Class!
Have a nice week. I'm taking it off to pursue Christmas Craziness.
