All Hell Breaks Loose on Day 16 But Music Saves the Day

Here's what we woke up to this morning in the great state of Wyoming. Did I ever feel like a wiener for being upset with Aron last night for not bringing home milk. He woke up at 6 a.m. like always, drove 20 minutes to the store, 20 minutes back and then 40 minutes to work. That, folks, is what a Good Husband looks like. Burn it into your memory.

Because he bought sunscreen, we got to go to the River Beach. Otherwise, we would have had to have stayed mostly inside or in the woods (I know, poor us!).

When I drink my water, I imagine I am pouring margaritas from this pitcher into my Squart. No drinking here, folks, because I have to be on top of my Mommy game. I only drink around those I trust, and I don't trust my kids enough ... haha!

I present to you ... Princess Samuel.

Michael and Callie are snuggle buddies!

Here was my Facebook status at night, with a bunch of stuff added for clarity and a few cussin' words taken out.

So the Boss misunderstood and thought we were staying here INDEFINITELY with Aron (apparently with the money I will pull out of my butt; do normal people max out their own credit card to pay cash on a place to stay or empty their savings account to do so?). He thinks Aron is staying while me and 5 kids return home in a rickety van (still not fixed because the dealership wanted to fix a $1,200 thing that Aron can do himself cheaper and they never did find the real problem). THEN Boss wants Aron to miss my family's annual vacation, which has been planned and paid for for months. My suggestion: shackle his cute buns to the desk here in Wyoming for the months more it will take to finish this job. Will everybody be happy then? Because in his 15 years working here he has NEVER had a situation like this. Maybe he's just been spoiled. Don't worry, I won't gripe about this forever, and if we experience a job loss, I am not above getting a job at Hooter's.

Aron got home at a great time last night, with Domino's pizza, which was a huge treat. After Sam woke up from a late nap, we all piled into the minivan that hasn't been fixed but will be when Aron can get a real day off at home to do so. We picked up his rental at the Chevy dealership (where they tried to sell us a $1,200 part plus labor when Aron can do it at home for tons less; so everyone please pray that the van makes it home!). Then we trucked it over to (about 20 feet away) the McDonald's, which DOES have a playland, people. We were told it does not and we never even looked when we went through the drive-through. Which brings me to:

SIDENOTE:
Don't listen to people, or at least take everything with a little disbelief. Like we were TOLD there was no Playland there, so we just didn't even look. So if you are TOLD that someone is crazy, for instance, find out for yourself. This goes for things that I tell you, as well, of course. We all have our own perception.

Moving on ...

I got to drive the Buick back home with Callie and Michael in the back. I made a HUGE and MAJOR and GROUNDBREAKING discovery: Aron has XM satellite radio in the rental and he didn't even know it. This is BIG, folks, because I was brought up on music and love it and it's the equivalent of a little Prozac to me. I got to listen to CURRENT music which I have not heard for over 2 weeks (again, poor me). Did you know there's a group called Imagine Dragon ... hmm? I've decided the soundtrack of my days is "Last Night" by the Mar-Keys or "Green Onions" by Booker T and the MGs. If you get the blog in email form, you might not be able to see this and will have to come to the blog to click on it. Enjoy!


Quote of the day from me:

"Good thing I know where EVERYTHING is or how to find it because I have three sons, and they can't find crap with both hands." I used to love that show My Three Sons, by the way.

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Wyoming Griping Day 15 (Monday)

Lettuce start now with my favorite new video. I'm sure you will find it very apeeling:


We messed around all morning. Have I mentioned how fast time goes here when we're just CHILLING OUT? It kinda rocks. We went to the beach to try to get crispier. The van is back in the ole shoppe again today. The CHEVY dealership has to take it to the DODGE dealership (it's a Chrysler van, by the way) to have them read the computer cuz they can't.

This is the only picture I took today, at the beach.

Then around 7:30 I get the call from Aron that his ride home has taken him out for a beer so he can't grab us milk on the way home. AND another bombshell that I posted on Facebook:

The Kerrie Show: Home of the Job Gripe. Gripe #5,629 ... this just in .... Aron may not be able to go on the vacation with my extended family that we've had planned for 6 months. Mama Bear/Wife is coming out again ...

This is starting to get me worried about him being able to go to Scout Camp with Joel, which is already paid in full also. I can pretty much bet he will be going to Scout Camp no matter what. I'll keep you posted on that one. If I start asking you all if we can mow your lawn or babysit your kids, you'll know what happened.

THEN, seconds after that, Sam knocked a coffee mug off a table and it broke on the wood floor, sending warmish chocolate all over the flipping place. Seriously, I don't even get mad anymore because the Universe is so damn funny lately. I just roll with the punches. If Aron can't go on the family vacation, I'm going anyway with the kids. His company can pay for it and I can pay my 23-year-old cousin to help me with the kids :-) He's a fresh college grad, loves kids and could use the funds. We'll see.

You always gotta have a plan, people. And then watch it blow up! And then think on your feet and plan again.

WAIT! Here's a lost footage photo taken when Eva got ahold of the camera!

If you missed any installments of the Real World: Wyoming series, head to the right-hand side of this here blog, look for Categories, then click on Wyoming. And if you aren't following The Kerrie Show on Facebook, you are really missing out on spoilers!